Friday, September 17, 2010
Kebab of the Month - Chez Amis
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Kardamon Klub
The manifold other restaurant-owners in town would be better placed to comment on the veracity of this statement than I; however, Kardamon Klub is certainly the only place I know with a gimmick - namely that of the dubious "legend" of the "Cardamom King".
Story here goes that Lebanese spice merchant Ha Sim ibn Labíb ben Busayrí, while drinking cardamom tea one day back in the ninth century, was randomly seized with the feverish desire - apparently inspired by said mythical King - to travel forth to all countries featured on the Kardamon Klub menu. Or something. The blurb on the menu puts it in rather flowerier - and, at least to my decidedly no-nonsense, cynical tastes, more nauseating - prose.
In practice, this means that on each visit to the Kardamon Klub, the diner is presented with one of a series of menus in order of Mr. ben Busayrí's purported route through Asia and the Middle East, starting with Lebanon, then on to Iran, Yemen and Zanzibar, before finally completing the Cardamom King culinary quest in Southern India with visit number six. According to their website, at the end of this gastronomic journey you will supposedly meet with an Indian magician who will ask you three philosophical questions, which, if answered correctly, will admit you as permanent members of the Kardamon Klub, at which point you can presumably order á la carte without having to sit through the clearly embarrassed waitresses' belabored enquiries as to what stage of the quest you're currently at and what therefore you are, according to the legend, permitted to eat.
Knowing how busy Karavan Seraj often gets, I'd booked a table for Mr. K and myself for Kardamon Klub earlier in the day, only to find just two other tables occupied at 8:30pm on a Saturday night. Either the side-street location wasn't attracting enough visitors in the way of passing trade, or potential customers were as put off by the blatant over-thematization here as I was.
As it happened, we were both in the mood for Lebanese, so, on this occasion, were happy to go with set menu number one at 795 CZK for the two of us. Had we not been, we'd have asked for the four other menus to browse through instead - though with at least five separate menus on the table this would probably have proven a little on the laborious side.
Quantity, quality and variety in terms of food were all very similar to Karavan Seraj here, as was the unfortunate tendency to bring out all the dishes from starter to main at pretty much the same time, rather than spreading the meal out at a more leisurely pace.
Within minutes, it seemed, we had a plate of hummus and pita bread brought to our table (hummus good as ever, pita as at Karavan Seraj - rather too brittle and dry for my taste);
some black olives and olive oil (a token bowl of cardamom seeds were already on the table when we arrived);
a glass of overly herby ayran each (which both of us felt would have been better served as a sauce than a drink);
plates of tasty lamb-stuffed sambousek lahme and spinach-stuffed fatayer;
a bowl of fatoush (essentially just a normal salad topped with chunks of fried pita bread);
a couple of rounds of delicious falafel (great wrapped in pita with hummus);
some sojok, a hot dish of sliced Lebanese sausage (kind of like a cross between chorizo and frankfurter) in a thin tomato sauce;
and last (and also very much least) a bowl of sawda, which essentially consisted of chunks of chicken liver served in what both looked and tasted like dishwater sauce - pretty unappealing at the best of times, but particularly so to Mr. K, he being of the generation that was force-fed offal-based Great British school dinners on practically a daily basis.
Apart from the sawda, we really enjoyed everything here - favorites being the sambousek lahme, fatayer, falafel and hummus - though between us we barely got through even half.
The waitress was quick to ask if we wanted our set coffee and dessert right away, but this time we insisted on a bit of break to enjoy another glass of wine (Frankovka for Mr. K, Chardonnay for me) and pace out the evening a bit.
Only a bit later did we get round to our dessert of katayef, i.e. sweet Lebanese pancakes stuffed with honey and nuts, and cardamom-laced coffee.
The coffee seriously packed a punch - probably the unorthodox thing to do here, but I had to ask for some milk to tone it down a bit for my tastes.
Overall, we both really enjoyed the food here, and at just under 400 CZK per person (not including drinks) it was undeniably quite a feast. I'd be interested to come back again to sample some of their Persian kebabs, Yemeni omelets, southern Indian dhosas and Zanzibari curry - only next time I'll be ordering what I like and when, and not according to what supposed stage I'm at on their silly quest. Going during the day for their lunch menu also seems another good way of bypassing the bull...
Great as I think the food and service here genuinely are, all in all I can't help but think that if Kardamon Klub would just focus on the cuisine rather than the contrivance, and consolidate their various menus into one standard document (as Karavan Seraj does in its own endearingly epic tome), then it would ultimately prove a much more authentic, appealing and deservedly popular place to be.
U Dobřenských 3
Praha 1
Phone: (+420) 222 222 14
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Kebab of the Month - Arslan
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Kebab of the Month - Hanedan
And so needless to say, in typical obsessive teenage girly girl style, yesterday evening saw us two over-aged and over-excited Twihard groupies waiting outside the cinema with specially pre-ordered tickets in hand to see the Prague first night opening of ‘Eclipse’, the latest film in the ongoing ‘Twilight’ saga. In fairness, at least we didn’t have “I Heart Robert” / “Team Edward” / “Bite Me” or any other tweenie inanities daubed in facepaint across our cheeks or start jumping up and down squealing / crying hysterically or anything - thankfully we are not quite that far gone yet...
However, back to the review at hand. Lest we swoon from hunger rather than sheer unadulterated ardour and thereby inadvertently miss out on precious seconds of all the on-screen R-Patz action, we sensibly decided to line our stomachs first at nearby Middle Eastern joint Handedan, a little Turkish fast food place on Jindřišská.
There is a huge Turkish menu featured here, including traditional dishes such as stuffed peppers or aubergines, lahmacun, moussaka and baklava (plus a whole range of other things I couldn’t decipher at a glance in Turkish / Czech translation), as well as your standard pide / kebabs etc. In fact the only things they didn’t seem to have on the menu were my two personal favourites of falafel and halloumi, which I thought was a bit of a shame for all the Prague veggie kebab lovers out there.
Staff were really friendly, joining in on the joke and insisting on a photo when they picked up on my veiled attempts to take a few sneaky shots of the place without their noticing (well, it’s really hard to be discrete in a tiny hole-in-the-wall fast food joint...).

Naturally I went for the kebab option, with choices of meat beef or chicken. Having gone for chicken in my last two previous kebab reviews, this time I went for the beef dürüm at a fairly pricy 90kč.
It was pretty sizeable, but the meat was unfortunately really dry and not particularly tasty (probably down to the fact that the old dead man’s leg had been grazed nearly down to the bone at the time of ordering) and there wasn’t near enough sauce for my liking. On the upside, the salad was fresh and the bread pleasantly soft and warm - I’d probably give this one just a 6/10 in comparison to those I’ve reviewed before at Pasha and Saranda.
Prague Ginge, on the other hand, rather daintily eschewed the kebab options altogether (I am seriously beginning to doubt her supposed hardnut Northern credentials...), instead going for one of the chicken casseroles on offer behind the counter, which came served with rice and salad at 100kč for everything – I’ve no idea what the actual Turkish term for the dish would have been.
Her verdict was that the chicken was really generously portioned and tender, the rice nicely cooked and not at all cloddy or claggy like it can be in some fast food joints, and the salad welcomingly fresh. On the other hand, she did think the sauce could have used a lot more zing.
Which pretty much wraps it up this week for pre-cinematic Hanedan bites – in short a friendly little place with decent eats, which I’d like to re-visit again just for the sake of working my way through more of their extensive Turkish menu and maybe having a second go with one of their chicken kebabs.
As for a now happily replete Prague Ginge and I, needless to say we both went on to spend the next 124 minutes gazing adoringly up at the screen in the company of a hundred-odd teenage girls all secretly fantasizing about a vampire-human-werewolf threeway. On the upside, I have at least picked up a new niche set of mythological Czech vocabulary from the sub-titles as a result...
On a final note, I well know that I fully deserve your scorn, derision and contempt for publicly airing my juvenile, lovesick yearnings on here, and can only hope I haven’t lost your much appreciated readership as well as respect as a result. Please bear with me and I solemnly promise to stick to the food next time and keep all obsessive adolescent infatuations to myself in future... ;-))
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Kebab of the Month - Saranda

What really spoilt the dish for me though was the copious amount of tzatziki sauce both on top and underneath the filling. Normally I like my kebabs loaded with sauce, but this version was pretty potent, being really thick, garlicky, and in short simply too overwhelming for the kebab as a whole – I was tasting it for ages on my breath after, even having cleaned my teeth about half a dozen times afterwards. Luckily for me Mr K was away at the time, I suppose...